Do you remember good old original-recipe Victory V lozenges? Once tasted, the flavour was never forgotten, a bit like sweaty socks.
The first thing you notice is the futuristic rainbow-style 24-hour clockface. Then the suspiciously long strap...
Imagine the look of shock on Norman Hunter’s face next week, when your swivel boots have carried you to your Division One debut against Leeds United.
If you were touched by Titanic’s timeless love story, why not announce your feelings for your very own Kate Winslet with the same gift that Leonardo DiCaprio stole for her in the multi Oscar-winning film?