It is hard to see why this fizzy cola children's toothpaste never caught on.
The first thing you notice is the futuristic rainbow-style 24-hour clockface. Then the suspiciously long strap...
Imagine the look of shock on Norman Hunter’s face next week, when your swivel boots have carried you to your Division One debut against Leeds United.
With its unique sales proposition of records and toys, pick 'n' mix and modern art up the staircase, it makes you wonder how Woolworth's could ever have run into financial difficulties.