Do you wish you were slim again and full of sexy vitality? Do you yearn to rediscover the ‘classic’ you? Now you can get retro-fit like they did in the 80s, with popmobility.
All you need to make a start is an authentic vintage headband and legwarmer set.* Next, put on an LP by the Green Goddess or TV newsreader Angela Rippon, and simply wait for the pounds to disappear.**
Slip into your aerobics gear and you will soon look like and feel like Olivia Newton-John in her Physical video (after she had changed from nice to naughty (but nice), coincidentally just like she had done previously in Grease). You will have a sweaty head and warm legs.